Tiger Woods Accident Jokes?

After Tiger Woods' unfortunate accident, social marketing sites were flooded with satirical jokes on the incident.
"What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident?-The police found the driver in the trunk."
"What was the worst? Now he's gotta lie about being wasted..."
Have you heard any good joked about the Tiger Woods Accident?

Some Tiger Woods jokes I read recently:

"Tiger made a poor choice. He should have used a driver."
"What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. "
"Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one."
"Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par."

If Tiger wanted to keep this private, he should have crashed into a tree on his own property!
Those are some jokes I remember.

What is the difference between Tiger and Santa? Santa stops after three hoes

Phil Mickelson is planning on hiring Elen to gaurd the green jacket when he wins

Nike is releasing a new line of clubs called the "Elin Series." Garenteed to not break even against Tiger

I hear Tiger legally changed his name again - this time to Cheetah.