Halloween Sayings For Invites?

I am having a halloween themed birthday party, and i have little boxes that I want to put funny sayings on. I have the "R.I.P" part, and I need some suggestions. I perfer the "Here lies..." starters, but anything goes for me. Leave some ideas.
Here's some information: its a sleepover, there will be many games and activities, guests must wear orange and black, dinner and snacks will be served, it will be the best party ever.

asked by Rupert in Holidays | 2961 views | 10-31-2009 at 03:31 PM

Funny Halloween Quotes and Sayings

* "I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween." – Unknown Author
* "There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin." – Linus from 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown'
* "Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special." – Chris Rock
* "Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." – Steve Almond
* "On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me." – Rodney Dangerfield
* "This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him." – Conan O'Brien
* "Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams, So I'll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you." – The Classics IV
* "Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting." – Lorna Luft
* "They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth." – Tina Yothers
* "Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday." – Gwen Stefani

Scary & Creepy Halloween Quotes

* "Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." – William Shakespeare
* "Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble." – Shakespeare's 'Macbeth'
* "From ghoulies and ghosties And long-leggedy beasties And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!" – Scottish Saying
* "Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Specter struts Along the moonlit way." – John Kendrick Bangs
* "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." – J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
* "My candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open..." – Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

answered by Tornado | 10-31-2009 at 03:33 PM

Halloween Sayings

Blood donors needed. See the Count.

Halloween is a real treat.

Have a fang-tastic night!

Off we go a haunting…

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts…

How do witches keep their hair in place when flying?
They use ‘scare-spray’.

How do monsters tell their fortune?
They read the ‘horrorscopes’.

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that ‘fangs’ around your neck.

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No. They eat the fingers separately.

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I’ll have two beers and a mop.

answered by Grill | 10-31-2009 at 03:33 PM

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