Lucky John Mayer gets mail from the Joker

All of the big famous bloggers are getting Joker stuff.
John Mayer is one of them so he got some gifts.
His words: "Came home the other day to a package from Gotham Novelties Inc... I wasn't expecting a delivery..."
This is what John Mayer got in the mail:

lucky bastard this is unfair

those cards are wicked

the t-shirt is lame

agree
the cards are fine