Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Funny Love Poems?

What are some funny roses are red violets are blue love poems?
I want the dirty ones, my boyfriend doesn't take Valentine's Day seriously so I want to send him a special text message with a funny poem.

Just looking for some originality. Want to hear ones I haven't ever heard before!
Know any hilarious short love poems about roses and violets?

It's kind of hard to find original ones and they pretty much all rhyme with you at the end. Anyway, here's a few funny poems I know.

Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Blue.
God Made Me Pretty,
What Happened To you?

Roses are red,
some condoms are blue.
STDs are contagious,
so watch who you screw.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic,
and so am I.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God gave me looks,
He says sorry about you.