Funny Rob Green Jokes?

The web has reacted to England goalkeeper Robert Green's catastrophic error at the World Cup 2010.

Robert Green spilled a tame shot from US to allow the ball crossed the line, and soon after, jokes about his error fill the internet.
I've seen mostly funny pictures of Rob Green's mistakes, where can I read some funny jokes about him?

These are some funny jokes I found online about Rob Green.

What's the difference between Rob Green and Justin Bieber?
Rob Green knows how to drop his balls.

Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn't make any stops.

Robert Green tried committing suicide today by jumping in front of a double decker bus - fortunately the bus slipped right underneath him.

If only John Terry had lived next door to Robert Green's missus...

Why is Robert Green like ITV HD? They both switch off at the crucial moment.

All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact they're crossing the line...

My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.

What's the difference between a botanist with the flu and the England goalkeeper? One has Green fingers and can catch a cold...