Quotations: Funny Harry Potter Movie Quotes?

Can anyone remember Funny harry Potter Quotes?
I love the Harry Potter movies. I remember a few but I want more.
Sometimes I like to write funny Facebook quotes on my facebook profile.

I want the one where they're at Hagrid..
He goes something like 'i had a fish once' 'poof'

I just want to investigate some interesting, motivating and funny Harry Potter quotes.
The harry potter movies are just hilarious at some point, especially when Harry is high.
Help me with some funny Quotations.

asked by Davis in Movies | 4616 views | 05-02-2010 at 06:44 PM

These are some funny Harry Potter movie quotes:

"They only like you cause they think you're the chosen one"
"but i am the chosen one"

Ron Weasley: What do you think he sees in her?
Harry Potter: She is nice... intelligent... attractive.
Ron Weasley: Attractive?
Harry Potter: She has nice... skin
Ron Weasley: So you think he is going out with her because she has nice skin?
Harry Potter: It's a contributing factor.
Ron Weasley: Hermione has nice skin.
Harry Potter: I never took the time to notice.

from the Deathly Hallows:
Ron: "What are you doing with all those books anyway?"
Hermione: "Just trying to decide which ones to take with us. When we're looking for the Horcruxes".
Ron: "Oh of course, I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library".

from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.

from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
1st Weasley Twin: Or twice --
2nd Weasley Twin: A minute --
1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
Percy: Oh, shut up!

These are some of the funny quotations I like from the Harry Potter movies.

answered by Mike | 05-02-2010 at 06:59 PM

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