Mitch Hedberg: Kit Kat?
Kit Kat is a rare treat on Halloween as it doesn't typically appear in jumbled bags of "fun-size" candy like its daft and clumsy counterparts Mr. Goodbar and Krackle. Kit Kat's coy scarcity only deepens its allure. I love the taste of it.
Even its name carries the sleek suggestion of sin. Who could eat that chuckle-head Snickers or the aptly tagged Mounds when the temptress Kit Kat beckons?
There's a Mitch Hedberg joke about the Kit Kat chocolate. What joke is that? I never heard of it.