Thanksgiving Quotes, Poems and Jokes?

Every year for Thanksgiving, a friend sends quotes or jokes via text message to me. This year I would like to do the same to my friends. I also would like to post poems on my Facebook profile or twitter.

It's hard to find funny jokes for Thanksgiving, I want jokes related to turkeys or something.
What is a good quote, a funny joke or thoughtful poem to use for Thanksgiving?
I want to say more then just happy thanksgiving but I'm not sure what to say.

asked by Carson in Holidays | 3878 views | 11-24-2010 at 08:50 PM

Here are some quotes, poems or jokes you can send to your friends, write in cards or post in your profile.

Thanksgiving quotes:

Stand up, on this Thanksgiving Day, stand upon your feet. Believe in man. Soberly and with clear eyes, believe in your own time and place. There is not, and there never has been a better time, or a better place to live in.
Phillips Brooks

If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get.
Frank A. Clark

Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and reverent lifting of the heart to God in honor and praise for His goodness.
Robert Casper Lintner

And these are poems you can use.

Funny Ode to Thanksgiving

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

A Poem for Thanksgiving

The year has turned its circle,
The seasons come and go.
The harvest all is gathered in
And chilly north winds blow.
Orchards have shared their treasures,
The fields, their yellow grain,
So open wide the doorway,
Thanksgiving comes again.

Finally, some funny Thanksgiving day jokes.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

answered by Eli | 11-24-2010 at 08:51 PM

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