Funny Independence Day Quotes & Sayings?

Our independence day is coming very near on 4th July.
What are some interesting and funny quotes and sayings about the 4th of July / Independence Day.

I am sending an email to some of my friends and I would like to add at the very end some funny quotations and sayings referred to the Independence Day.
Anyone have any ideas about 4th of July quotes that involve drinking or something funny?
I will appreciate it. thanks in advance.

asked by Amber in Holidays | 22366 views | 07-03-2010 at 03:24 PM

These are some funny Independence Day Quotes & Sayings.

The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives. - David Letterman

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15. - Ronald Reagan

"Better to starve free than be a fat slave."

"I have always been among those who believed that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool, the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking."
Woodrow T. Wilson

"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."
George Bernard Shaw

“This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.”
Elmer Davis

“Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people”
Abraham Lincoln

“Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.”
Albert Camus

answered by Linda | 07-03-2010 at 05:36 PM

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