Short Funny Valentine Poems?

What are some short funny Valentines Day poems? I bought chocolate for my girlfriend as a present.

The chocolate comes with a attachable card and I'm lost at what to put in it.

My girlfriend is a girl who doesn't like cheesy stuff for Valentines day, so I want to write something funny to make her laugh.

What poem (it's got to be really funny) can I add to my girlfriend's Valentines day present?

asked by Love in Holidays | 3520 views | 02-11-2011 at 07:28 PM

Some of the funniest Valentines day poems I found (they're also short):
Roses are red, Violets are blue... Its obvious that Valentines day is not for you.

Our love is a mountain.
Our love is a rock,
Now drop your trousers
and show me your c***

Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Cos here comes my willy.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.

If you were Looby Lou
and I was Andy Pandy
We'd be in the wendy house
Doing something randy.

answered by Slash | 02-11-2011 at 07:29 PM

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