Mitch Hedberg: Kit Kat?

Kit Kat is a rare treat on Halloween as it doesn't typically appear in jumbled bags of "fun-size" candy like its daft and clumsy counterparts Mr. Goodbar and Krackle. Kit Kat's coy scarcity only deepens its allure. I love the taste of it.
Even its name carries the sleek suggestion of sin. Who could eat that chuckle-head Snickers or the aptly tagged Mounds when the temptress Kit Kat beckons?
There's a Mitch Hedberg joke about the Kit Kat chocolate. What joke is that? I never heard of it.

asked by Palm in Jokes & Riddles | 5747 views | 10-31-2009 at 03:29 AM

Mitch Hedberg came up with a joke about the Kit Kat candy bar that became famous:

"The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique." Mitch Hedberg

A lot of people seem to like it, not one of my favorites though.

answered by Punch | 10-31-2009 at 03:34 AM

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